Sunday, May 22, 2011

NMR: Tangled

Even though this isn't in my wheelhouse of films I typically watch, I'm, in general, a sucker for animated films, so I gave it a look. This modern telling of Rapunzel comes from Disney and their fingerprints are all over it. You have cute animal sidekicks. You have a princess. You have a female villain. You have big musical numbers. It's all there, yet its still missing some of its magic. For some reason, the Disney formula, which worked for so many years dating back to Snow White lost something once they transitioned to computer animation. None of it feels fresh anymore. Other studios like Pixar have surpassed them at being able to tell compelling stories with engaging characters. In many ways, Tangled feels like a used car that has a fresh coat of paint on it. My comments may seem a bit harsh and I certainly don't want them to sound that way. In many ways I was entertained by the film. The musical numbers are solid and there are a few decent characters. I just wish Disney could have been a bit more innovative. Younger children who have not seen a lot of the original Disney animated features will likely love this, but older audiences are better off just sticking with the originals. Rating: *** 1/2

Ghost Crichton

News on a new Michael Crichton novel coming out this fall, despite passing away back in 2008. From Dayton Daily News:
A new, posthumous story of science gone wrong is coming in November from the late Michael Crichton, with help by Richard Preston.

Crichton, author of such blockbusters as "Jurassic Park" and "The Andromeda Strain" died in 2008 and had written one-third of "Micro," a thriller about a biotech company in Hawaii and the graduate students who end up stranded and endangered in a rain forest. Preston, known for his best-selling nonfiction work about the Ebola virus, "The Hot Zone," used Crichton's outline, reference materials and notes to finish the book.

Publisher HarperCollins announced Sunday that "Micro" would be "a high concept thriller in the vein of 'Jurassic Park.'" In a statement released by HarperCollins, Preston said he was immediately captivated by Crichton's manuscript.

"Michael was writing at the top of his game, with a grand sense of adventure, into an eerie world that seems almost beyond imagining," Preston said. "For me, it was an irresistible challenge to finish the novel, and I was driven by a desire to honor the work and imagination of one of our time's most visionary and creative authors."

"Michael was exhilarated by his concept for this novel," Crichton's agent, Lynn Nesbit, said in a statement. "He felt he was breaking new ground by introducing his readers to a fascinating, almost unimaginable landscape with real scientific underpinnings."

Crichton is one of many authors whose publishing output has continued after his death. David Foster Wallace's "The Pale King," a novel assembled from notes the author left behind after his suicide in 2008, came out last month. The "Wheel of Time" fantasy series by Robert Jordan, who died in 2007, is being completed by Brandon Sanderson. Crichton's "Pirate Latitudes," a novel he had finished before his death, was released in 2009.

Tribe Watch (Week 8)

Record: 29-15

Standing: First in AL Central

This was certainly a week that featured a lot of highs and low. On the high side, we swept both the Royals and Reds. The Royals series featured a lot of offense, but doing that against the Royals has been commonplace for a while now. Sweeping the Reds was huge because they are a playoff contender too. The first two games were close ones that showed the Indians 'never-say-die' attitude. Today's game was an awesome blowout that put a great exclamation point on this series. As for the lows, we looked absolutely awful losing both games of the two-game series against Chicago. Normally I wouldn't get too worked up over losing two games, but I absolutely loathe the White Sox and hate whenever we lose to them. But for now, they've at the bottom of the division, so I'll try not to worry about them too much. The other low came from the mounting injuries the team has suffered. Grady Sizemore, Travis Hafner and rookie pitcher Alex White all went on the DL. Thus far they haven't been too critical since the offense has remained hot and Mitch Talbot is expected to come off the DL to replace White. All in all, I'd say this was a positive week. We're now at the quarter point of the season and things continue to look good. We have no signs of this being a fluke or hot start and we also hold the biggest lead within our division (up on Detroit by 7.5 games currently). Let's hope that continues to hold. But things won't get any easier this week as the resurgent Boston Red Sox come into town tomorrow for a three game series and then we head down to the ugliest stadium in the major leagues, Tropicana Field, to play the AL East leading Tampa Bay Rays. As usual, I'll be watching and I hope all of you will too. Go Tribe!

Friday, May 20, 2011

Bane of our existence

Courtesy of a new viral campaign which began on TheDarkKnightRises.com, here is the exclusive first look at Tom Hardy (Inception) as Bane in Christopher Nolan's third Batman film, The Dark Knight Rises, which is set to be released next summer. I'm already more excited about that film than I am about anything coming out this summer.

RIP Macho Man

I don't write a whole lot about wrestling on here, but this was too big of a story to ignore. Earlier today, it was announced that Randy "Macho Man" Savage had passed away from an apparent heart attack while he was driving with his wife. He was only 57. This news comes as a shock to so many wrestling fans who idolized him for so many years. Without question, he was one of the best. He had a tremendous mix of both charisma and atheletic ability. Anyone who was or is a wrestling fan can immediately tell you their favorite match of his, but you'll likely get a different answer from each person you ask. He had memorable feuds with all the greats from Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, Ultimate Warrior, Ricky Steamboat, Jake "the Snake" Roberts and numerous others. He made it look so effortless to get you sucked into his matches, whether it was through his manic pre-match promos or the way he displayed his vicious side or show his vulnerability by selling his opponents attack. I had the fortunate opportunity to meet Macho Man when I was 12. It was the first pro wrestler I had ever met in person and he seemed larger than life. Truly a moment I'll never forget. I really wish that the he and the WWE had been able to get past their differences, whatever they were, in order for him to have been inducted in their Hall of Fame while he was still with us. Now, though, he'll likely automatically be in next year's class. It's a shame it had to take this happening for him to get that recognition. But while the WWE may have been petty, fans certainly have not. You'll likely see an outpouring of positive sentiments and fond memories being shared over the next few days and they come to the realization that yet another great pro wrestler has left us. I'll do the same here as I've embedded one of my favorite moments of his - the reunion with Miss Elizabeth (sadly, also deceased) from Wrestlemania VII. The way things played out there didn't just create a great moment in wrestling history, it created a great moment in television history. The emotion surrounding their on-screen reconciliation was something you could have found in any great TV drama. As we mourn the loss of this great star, feel free to share your own memories. Randy, you will be missed. Ooohhh Yeahhh!

Meta cheese

I'm sure you're sick of the TV talk for a while, so let's get back into some good ol' movie reviews. A few weeks ago, I caught Scream 4, the latest in the popular horror movie franchise. When the first Scream came out in 1997 it generated a lot of interest because it attempted to say something about the horror genre and turn some of the genre's conventions on its ear. As the franchise went on, the films became even more meta as we saw them do a film in a film that depicted the events of the first film.

However, it's now been 10 years since the last Scream and a lot of has happened in the horror genre in that time. We've seen the prominance of the torture porn genre with franchises like Saw and Hostel. More recently, there's been the trend of the documentary style filmmaking for horror films, seen in movies like Paranormal Activity. Yet, Scream 4 arrives as if the franchise has been in a bubble of sorts. The characters have aged and the technology has been updated, but it's efforts on making commentary on the horror genre seem a bit antiquated. Writer Kevin Williamson seems more intent on mocking teen culture rather than horror films.

In Scream 4, Sydney Prescott (played by Neve Campbell) returns to her hometown of Woodsboro to do a book signing for her autobiography and wouldn't you know it, Ghostface decides to show up at the same time murdering people around town. Of course, Sydney is once again joined by the other surviving cast members of the previous films, Courtney Cox and David Arquette, as Gail Weathers and local cop Dewey, respectively. But along with our trio is a whole host of fresh young blood including Emma Roberts, who plays Sydney's cousin Jill and Hayden Panitierre as her friend. The amount of screen time the young actors get is problematic though. Fans of the franchise will want more of a focus on the core trio, but the studio clearly felt the need to include these teens in order to appeal to a wider, newer audience.

I think what bothered me most wasn't the screen time that they received, especially since most of them are just there to be fodder for Ghostface. Rather it was the film's decision to devote so much of the story and commentary on the teen lifestyle as a way to justify their prescence that frustrated me. Without giving too much away, this problem is connected with who they chose to be the film's killer. For me, one of the greatest appeals of this franchise is that it's been as much about being a whodunnit as it has been about the killings. And this time around, the choice for the killer was a letdown. I felt the choice should have been based on one of two things. Either let the killer have not only a strong connection to Sydney, but a deep reason to hate her or they should have chosen a character who's motives would have been more strongly connected with a larger social commentary. There's a point early in the film where someone mentions tough economic times. It would have been completely plausible to have the killer be someone who in their twisted mind was attempting to boost Woodsboro's economy because the Ghostface killings always generate a larger interest in the town.

So when the killer is revealed and it's a letdown, the rest of the film doesn't look as good either. Most of the action leading up to the reveal is redunant from any of the chase scenes we saw in the first three films. If you're going to pull this franchise out of the mothballs then you better have a good reason to do so. Sadly, I didn't see that here. Yes, there are definitely some funny moments and clever lines sprinkled throughout. The opening sequence in particular is the height of meta commentary with several fake-out moments. However, for as funny and clever as the dialogue is at times, none of it felt needed or enlightening. And instead of feeling timeless, this just felt like an unnecessary rehash.

I'm giving Scream 4 a mild recommendation because the quality of the film isn't that different than any of the other previous entries. If you enjoyed the first three films, you're likely going to appreciate another go round involving these familiar characters. I just wish they had made an effort to freshen things up a bit more. This feels in many ways like it could have come out in 2001, not 2011. With the violence and scares being amped up with today's modern horror films, this franchise is going to have to scream a little bit louder in order to get some recognition. Grade: B-

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Fall TV Schedules (CW)

And we wrap up the week with the announcement of the CW's fall schedule.

MONDAY
8 pm Gossip Girl (New Time)
9 pm Hart of Dixie (New Series)

TUESDAY
8 pm 90210 (New Night)
9 pm Ringer (New Series)

WEDNESDAY
8 pm H8R (New Series)
9 pm America’s Next Top Model

THURSDAY
8 pm The Vampire Diaries
9 pm The Secret Circle (New Series)

FRIDAY
8 pm Nikita (New Night)
9 pm Supernatural

Blah. From my perspective, nothing to see here. Same teen-skewing junk that they put out every year.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

New CBS shows

There aren't many, but here are the videos previewing CBS new fall shows.









Fall TV Schedules (CBS)

Next up on the fall schedule announcement is CBS (All new shows are denoted in all CAPS).

MONDAY
8:00-8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother
8:30-9:00 PM 2 BROKE GIRLS
9:00-9:30 PM Two and a Half Men
9:30-10:00 PM Mike & Molly
10:00-11:00 PM Hawaii Five-0

TUESDAY
8:00-9:00 PM NCIS
9:00-10:00 PM NCIS: Los Angeles
10:00-11:00 PM UNFORGETTABLE

WEDNESDAY
8:00-9:00 PM Survivor: South Pacific
9:00-10:00 PM Criminal Minds
10:00-11:00 PM CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

THURSDAY
8:00-8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory
8:30-9:00 PM HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN
9:00-10:00 PM PERSON OF INTEREST
10:00-11:00 PM The Mentalist

FRIDAY
8:00-9:00 PM A GIFTED MAN
9:00-10:00 PM CSI: NY
10:00-11:00 PM Blue Bloods

SATURDAY
8:00-8:30 PM Rules of Engagement
8:30-9:00 PM Comedytime Saturday
9:00-10:00 PM Crimetime Saturday
10:00-11:00 PM 48 Hours Mystery

SUNDAY
7:00-8:00 PM 60 Minutes
8:00-9:00 PM The Amazing Race
9:00-10:00 PM The Good Wife
10:00-11:00 PM CSI: Miami

Leave it to CBS to finally bring some intrigue to these fall TV announcements. Once again, they've gone and made some major changes to the timeslots of their existing hit shows. The original CSI gets bumped to Wednesdays at 10. Given its waning ratings, the move isn't totally surprising, but it still has to hurt for those involved with that show. For CBS to make that move, they must have felt like they had something solid to replace it with. On the surface it appears they do. A new show called Person of Interest that stars Michael Emerson (Ben from Lost) as an eccentric billionaire who helps solve crimes with Jim Caveziel. Color me intrigued. The other moves CBS made don't have a great impact on me, but are still noteworthy. Breakout hit The Good Wife moves from Tuesdays to Sundays. And then CBS attempts to air new programming on Saturdays by having Rules of Engagement air there. When you're #1, you're able to make these riskier moves. This isn't the first time they've done these experiments, but unlike their counterparts, everyone move they make seems to be the right one. I have no doubt the same will hold true again this year.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

New ABC shows

Here's your first look at what ABC has new in store for fall.















These shows won't debut until midseason:






Fall TV Schedules (ABC)

Today's ABC's turn to unveil their lineup for the fall (New shows denoted in all CAPS).

MONDAY:
8:00 - 10:00 Dancing with the Stars
10:00 - 11:00 Castle

TUESDAY:
8:00 - 8:30 LAST MAN STANDING
8:30 - 9:00 MAN UP
9:00 - 10:00 Dancing with the Stars the Results Show
10:00 - 11:00 Body Of Proof

WEDNESDAY:
8:00 - 8:30 The Middle
8:30 - 9:00 SUBURGATORY
9:00 - 9:30 Modern Family
9:30 - 10:00 Happy Endings
10:00 - 11:00 REVENGE

THURSDAY:
8:00 - 9:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS
9:00 - 10:00 Grey’s Anatomy
10:00 - 11:00 Private Practice

FRIDAY:
8:00 - 9:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
9:00 - 10:00 Shark Tank
10:00 - 11:00 20/20

SATURDAY:
8:00 - 11:00 Saturday Night College Football

SUNDAY:
7:00 - 8:00 America’s Funniest Home Videos
8:00 - 9:00 ONCE UPON A TIME
9:00 - 10:00 Desperate Housewives
10:00 - 11:00 PAN AM

So right now there is nothing that I watch on ABC and I'm not sure if that will change come this fall either. Certainly I'll have to take a look at the trailers for their new shows, but most of them seem to cater to the same demographic as their existing shows - women. There isn't too much of a shakeup in their scheduling, so I'm sure ABC will maintain a status quo with regards to their ratings. Thus far, they seem to have taken the fewest amount of risks with their schedule.

New FOX shows

Here are the trailers for the shows that will debut this fall on FOX.









The following trailers are for shows that won't debut until midseason.




Monday, May 16, 2011

Fall TV Schedules (FOX)

FOX is up next. Here's what they plan on airing this fall (New shows are denoted in all CAPS)...

MONDAY
8:00-9:00 PM TERRA NOVA
9:00-10:00 PM House

TUESDAY
8:00-9:00 PM Glee
9:00-9:30 PM NEW GIRL
9:30-10:00 PM Raising Hope

WEDNESDAY
8:00-9:30 PM THE X FACTOR PERFORMANCE SHOW
9:30-10:00 PM I HATE MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER

THURSDAY
8:00-9:00 PM THE X FACTOR RESULTS SHOW
9:00-10:00 PM Bones

FRIDAY
8:00-9:00 PM Kitchen Nightmares
9:00-10:00 PM Fringe

SATURDAY
8:00-8:30 PM Cops
8:30-9:00 PM Cops
9:00-10:00 PM Encores/America’S Most Wanted (specials)

SUNDAY
7:00-7:30 PM The OT (NFL post-game)
7:30-8:00 PM The Cleveland Show
8:00-8:30 PM The Simpsons
8:30-9:00 PM ALLEN GREGORY
9:00-9:30 PM Family Guy
9:30-10:00 PM American Dad

As far as returning shows, almost everything is status quo, so nothing to worry about there. Where the intrigue lies is with Fox's new shows. Terra Nova has the possibility to be the next Lost or a very expensive failure. Meanwhile, we'll see how much of a draw Simon Cowell really is as he totes out another talent competition in American Idol's slot. And then on Sunday's they'll do their best to try and launch a successful animated program that isn't The Simpsons or something from the mind of Seth McFarland. From my perspective, those are some big question marks, but we'll get the answers to them in just a few short months.

Dynamic Duo

Courtesy of the most recent Saturday Night Live, check out The Ambiguously Gay Duo come to life, as portrayed by Jon Hamm and Jimmy Fallon (with awesome cameos by Stephen Colbert and Steve Carrell).

New NBC shows

Here are trailers to all of the new shows on NBC that will debut later this fall.













Fall TV Schedules (NBC)

It's a big week for television viewers as the major broadcast networks unveil their new fall schedules. NBC got things started yesterday with the announcement of their slate. Here's their schedule (New shows are denoted in all CAPS):

MONDAY
8-10 p.m. – “The Sing-Off”
10-11 p.m. – “THE PLAYBOY CLUB”

TUESDAY
8-10 p.m. – “The Biggest Loser”
10-11 p.m. – “Parenthood”

WEDNESDAY
8-8:30 p.m. – “UP ALL NIGHT”
8:30-9 p.m. – “FREE AGENTS”
9-10 p.m. — “Harry’s Law”
10-11 p.m. — “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit”

THURSDAY
8-8:30 p.m. – “Community”
8:30-9 p.m. — “Parks and Recreation”
9-9:30 p.m. – “The Office”
9:30-10 p.m. – “WHITNEY”
10-11 p.m. – “PRIME SUSPECT”

FRIDAY
8-9 p.m. – “Chuck”
9-10 p.m. – “GRIMM”
10-11 p.m. – “Dateline NBC”

SATURDAY
Encore programming

SUNDAY
7- 8:15 p.m. — “Football Night in America”
8:15-11:30 p.m. — “NBC Sunday Night Football”

This obviously will change if there's no football because of the lockout, but I doubt that will happen. Aside from that, the interesting things of note is Chuck moving to Fridays. They were only given a 13 episode order (instead of the usual 22) and NBC has said that this will be their final season, so placing it on Friday isn't that surprising. Parks and Recreation moves back to 8:30 and hopefully can sustain viewers. 30 Rock won't be back until mid-season due to Tina Fey's pregnancy. Wednesdays are probably their biggest gamble as they try to have sitcoms succeed on a night besides Thursdays. As for their new shows, I haven't had a chance to really investigate them yet, but it's clear some of them will need to be breakout hits if NBC hopes to regain prominance. I'll post trailers for the new shows later so that you can judge them for yourself.

Tribe Watch (Week 7)

Record: 24-13

Standing: First in the AL Central

Not a whole lot to talk about this week given the off day last Monday and the fact that the last two games have been rained out. Those rain outs are a real shame too considering that series against Seattle could have been a real good opportunity to get our bats going again after they laid dormant for most of the Tampa Bay series. We were fortunate to get the first win off of them, but then their stellar pitching shut us down for the second and third game. The first game against Seattle was tremendous as Hafner's home run provided the Indians with yet another walk-off win. It really seems like the magic is back at Jacobs Field (still don't like calling it by it's new name). It's a shame though that we'll be spending this upcoming week back out on the road. We have a pair of two game series to start the week against Kansas City and Chicago. We should play well against both, but we don't want to take anything for granted since wins against divisional rivals are important. Then we'll begin a weekend series at home with the Cincinnati Reds. The Reds have played us tough in recent years and they're currently a contender, so it should be a good test to see how we handle playing against a decent team. Since I live in Dayton, I really hope we do well so that I can listen to the Reds fans complain and cry. Win or lose though, it's always fun to be an Indians fan!

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Killer job

I think I may have missed the boat leaving this off my top 30 for 2011 list, especially considering how many of the films I've put on there that have turned out to be duds.

NMR: Hereafter

What a somber, dreary wreck this is. I expected a lot more from another collaboration between director Clint Eastwood and Matt Damon. The film, which has three different storylines that eventually intersect, attempts to look at what possibly happens after we die. The first problem comes from the fact that the film takes a half hour to establish each of the storylines - something that was established within 2 minutes in the film's trailer. It then spends the next hour+ spinning its wheels and maintaining this melancholy mood that almost made you want to kill yourself just so you could get the truth on the hereafter quicker. The film briefly sparked my interest as the storylines began to merge, but it didn't last long. Given the talent involved in this project, it should have been way better and more engaging. Instead, we get a rare lifeless performance and Damon and Eastwood putting all his usual directorial touches on material that didn't deserve it. This one is a definite skip. Rating: **

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Steel reserve

I can't quite get a beat on this film. At best, we could be in store for some awesome robot mayhem to help fill the void after Transformers leaves the theaters or at worst, this could basically be Over the Top for the 21st century.