RBR: Olympus Has Fallen

When I saw White House Down a couple of months ago, I did not have the luxury of comparing it to the other "Die Hard in the White House" movie that came out this year, Olympus Has Fallen. Now that this one, which stars Gerard Butler in the "John McClane" role, is out for rent I can see that both films share similarities beyond their set-up. Both films are also flawed. Where WHD decided to take a lighter approach to the terrorist plot, Olympus is far more somber. The death count is higher and the kills are more graphic in this one. There are also some problems with the film playing fast and loose with the timeline of event. Compressing the time of events would not be so bad if it was not for the fact that they chose to constantly put a clock up telling us what time it was. You sit there wondering what everyone has been doing for the past two hours when they jump ahead, yet nothing seems to have happened since the previous scene. Plot holes and shoddy filmmaking can be ignored if a film is entertaining, but this movie treats everything so seriously that it's difficult to enjoy any of it. Even Morgan Freeman, who plays the Speaker of the House and eventually takes over as President, seems weary playing his role. While White House Down is no cinematic classic, it at least had the sense to have some fun with its ludicrous plot. This one may boast a higher number of celebrities in its cast, but that's no reason to opt for this dreary disappointment. Rating: **

RBR: The Rum Diary

You would think that adapting gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson's novel about an American journalist on a bender in Puerto Rico would make for a wild, thrilling film, but you would be wrong. This film, starring Johnny Depp as protagonist Paul Kemp aimlessly moves from one adventure to the next with no sense of direction or purpose. Along the way, we meet several unique characters including Kemp's editor (Richard Jenkins in a bad wig), a paranoid writer (Giovanni Ribisi), a slimy entrepreneur (the oily Aaron Eckhart) and his attractive girlfriend (Amber Heard). Kemp is down in Puerto Rico because that's the only place that will hire him to write. Of course, he still doesn't do much writing while down there as he's too busy boozing it up and causing trouble. I kept watching waiting for to understand the point of all this, but it never came. I was left feeling as if I inherited the hangover his character should have been suffering from. I understand Depp's affinity for Hunter S. Thompson (he played him in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas), but even he couldn't make this material worthwhile. I'm not sure who the audience for this film is, and its box office numbers were indicative of that. Just like alcohol, the cast and story of this film may initially make it appealing to you, but if you actually go about consuming it, you'll regret it in the morning. Rating: **