2014 Movie Preview: #30 - Transformers: Age of Extinction

So I am doing my list of most anticipated films for the new year slightly different this year. Instead of doing big long posts that chronicle five or six films leading up to #1, I am going to give each of these films their own moment in the sun by doing individual posts on each of them. This way I can break up the posts a little bit more with additional content as we work our way to #1.

I know most people (myself included) seem to be already looking beyond next year to 2015 given the slate of major blockbusters already set to come out, but that doesn't mean that 2014 is without merit. There are still plenty of films to get excited about, so let's get right to the list.

Release date: June 27

Plot summary: This is the fourth installment in the Transformers franchise. Michael Bay returns to direct once again. Not much is known about the story thus far, but there are rumors that this fourth film will feature Dinobots. Mark Wahlberg is set to star in the film.

My take: I was this close to leaving this film off my list, given my less than enthusiastic response to the previous films. However, there are signs that this latest entry may still have merit. The fact that Shia Labeouf will not be returning gives me hope that the human side of the story will be more tolerable. Plus Wahlberg has shown he knows how to do action films, so having him on board can't hurt. The rumor of Dinobots being included is intriguing and could help to breath some new life into this franchise.

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Woe, the humanity

Try as I might, I just can't help myself from seeing these Transformers movies, despite being less than enamored with the previous entries. Blame the heat wave this time as I was merely trying to find respite and decided going to the theater was the best way to cool off.

Yes, the robots in disguise are back for a third time in Transformers: Dark of the Moon - an admittedly better effort than the awful second film, but one still plagued with problems. The story this time around ties in the real life events surrounding the first moon landing. Apparently, a ship carrying important Transformers technology had crashed on the moon and was discovered by the first American astronauts when they travelled to the dark side of the moon - a fact that had been kept a secret until now. Both Autobots and Decepticons want the technology and naturally, that eventually leads to another big battle between the two groups.

Of course, such an epic battle wouldn't be complete until there's a way to shoehorn Sam Witwicky (Shia Lebeouf) right into the middle of the action. This character may be one of the lest likable characters in the history of film. Some of it has to do with Lebeouf's grating 'acting'. But a lot of the blame falls on director Michael Bay and the film's writers. It was one thing to craft him as a whiny, petulant teen in the first film but the character has supposedly graduated from an Ivy League college and experience two robot wars and yet still behaves the same way. Despite his educational background he can't find a job (I guess that's Bay's way of trying to make the film relevant of our time) and whines about not being included in our country's usage of the Autobots. Why didn't this guy just join the army if he wanted to fight alongside his robot friends all the time? Yet, despite all of his very apparent flaws, he still manages to get hot, supermodel girlfriends. This time it's newcomer Rosie Huntington-Whitley, who easily replaces Megan Fox in the role of vapid hottie with no discernible acting skills.

Lebeouf's Witwicky is far from the only problem with the film - frankly every single human character in the film is bothersome. At best, they are one-dimensional (What were actors like Ken Jeong, Andrew Daly, and even, John Malkovich doing in this film) and at worst, they mug for the camera and take up way too much screen time that should have been devoted to the real conflict between the Autobots and the Decepticons. There are large set pieces devoted to putting the human characters in peril and all I kept thinking was 'What are Optimus Prime, Megatron, and the rest of the key Transformers doing right now?' Had this been a film that had taken place on Cybertron, the Transformers' home planet and there were no human characters, this would have been infinitely a better film.

The scenes that do feature robot on robot carnage are admittedly very cool. Bay introduces some new ones that look great and do a lot of damage. He also eliminated any of the problematic one, like the racists twins or the one with 'robot balls'. I'm also glad I made the decision to see the film in 3D. It was clear that Michael Bay had the technology in mind when he created the film and the scenes that utilize the technology really pop off the screen. If more films could find a way to use 3D in this way, the technology wouldn't catch as much flack as it currently is.

I will give Michael Bay some credit in that he did seem to make a concentrated effort to fix some of the large issues that people had with the second film. The humor is kept to the minimum and isn't offensive this time. There also isn't as much exposition. They keep the storytelling fairly simple and just get straight to the action. I just wish they had allowed the action to be more centered around the robot. The one character that really gets short-changed here is Megatron, who not only loses screen time to the human characters, but also gets marginalized by his characters like Optimus Prime and newcomer, Sentinel Prime (voiced by Leonard Nimoy).

Those who are Transformers fans will likely have made peace already with Michael Bay's drawbacks as a director and will enjoy this improved effort. It's unlikely that those who have no care for this franchise will suddenly be lured in by this third film. I will say though that because the 3D is so well used here, that it is one of the few films that I would recommend seeing in the theater if you are going to see it. The characters will be one-dimensional no matter how you view it, so you might as well give your eyes a treat and let all the matter, debris and robot arms fly out at you to hopefully distract you from the poor acting that's on display. This is noisy entertainment, but sometimes it's fun to watch these robots hidden as cars pop out and start fighting one another. I just wish the humans weren't robots in disguise as well. Grade: C+