NMR: Little Fockers

I talked last week about how unnecessary of a film the latest Pirates of the Caribbean film felt, but that goes double for this third entry in the Fockers franchise. It was clear watching this that the people behind these films have nothing left to say. This movie, if you can even really call it that, is a hodgepodge of random ideas, none of which are particularly fresh. Part of the disjointed feel that this film has is due to the cast. While they can be credited for bringing back all of the primary cast members from the previous films, it was clear that not everyone was available at the same time. As a result, the movie goes from one scene to the next with whoever was available leaving no internal consistency to the story. Given that the film is called Little Fockers, you would think the primary focus would be on the new kids, but they are more of a sideshow here. Instead, we revisit played out storylines like Jack's (Robert DeNiro) intimacy problems and Kevin's (Owen Wilson) inability to get over Pam. If the film had been a simple retread, it would have been unfortunate but understandable. But this movie also tries to shoehorn new characters like Jessica Alba's Andi, who may be one of the most unrealistic characters in a film in a long time. No one in real life behaves the way she does in this film. What had been so appealing about the first film was the way it rooted its comedy in uncomfortable realism. The laughs here, of which there are few, are anything but realistic. I really wanted this to be good, but there's just nothing here to warrant a recommendation. Rating: ** 1/2